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This is my personal journal, for rambling thoughts, musings, and brain-ticklers that I occasionally need to dump, lest my skull become cluttered and messy. My cranial debris will be sown upon these pages and, with any luck, take root in someone else's head and flourish and grow.

I am a 6'1" white anglo saxon male, overweight and with an overbite. I cook in a diner here in town, mostly slinging hash browns and flipping eggs until quitting time. Then I return home to my lovely wife Jacklyn, who I married on April Fools' Day of the year 2000, and whom I love more with each passing moment. Jacklyn gave me a stepdaughter, Jessica and a stepgranddaughter that day, and I've learned that I enjoy having a family of my own.

I have a circle of friends I love, and we get together every Tuesday night for socializing, card games, and (gasp) Role-Playing Games. I know. Scandalous, aren't we?

I have another LiveJournal, under the name MrJames. He is my alter ego in Dr. Celestine's Carnival of Souls, and like me, he's an evil sonufabitch. Unlike me, he indulges those tendencies. Really, I'm a nice guy. Really.
Not at all evil.

I also have plans for world conquest, some of which I may post on this journal, just to sort them out and get a feel for which plans will work best. You know, work camps, media control, political excecutions, that sort of thing. See? Not at all evil.

I do a lot of writing. Some of that will probably get posted here, but I think MrJames' journal will get most of the fiction.

You still reading this? Wow, I have a fan. Thanks. You know, Not-at-all-evil guys like me need all the support we can get. Just for reading this far, you are hence awarded this password: Fibberdejibbit. When my Legions of Terror have assumed control of the world, use your password and you will be added to the protected list, and will probably come to no harm.
See what a nice guy I am? Not at all evil.

So. To sum up, this is the journal of a 27 year old grandfather, short order cook, and would-be despot. He writes, he likes cats, he's not at all evil, and he's not afraid of fuzzy pastrami. Enjoy what you read within.

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